How to use a dial telephone c. 1951
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1) The markets may be bad, but i slept like baby, every hour i woke up and cry.
2) A Forex trader walks into a pizzeria to order a pizza. There the waiter asks him:
WAITER: Should I cut it into four pieces or six pieces?
Trader: I'm feeling rather hungry right now. You'd better cut it into six pieces
3) Markets are crazy, every moment one guy buy, second sell and both think that they will make money.
4) An Economist is an Expert, who will know tomorrow, why thinks he predict yesterday, didn't happen today.
5) If you can count your money, you don't have an billion dollars.
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