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The Sayings of Mikhail Zhvanetsky

Mikhail Zhvanetsky is the most prolific and famous Russian humorist.

• Better a small dollar than a big thank you.
• Better dinner without an appetite than an appetite without dinner.
• Don’t drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
• I drive too fast to worry about cholesterol.
• Best alibi — be a victim.
• A pedestrian is always right. While he is alive.
• Any car will last you a life-time. If you are hasty enough.
• Better a belly from beer than a hump from hard work.
• A bald patch is a glade trampled by thoughts.
• It is difficult to crawl with your head proudly held high.
• It’s a shame when other people have your dreams come true!
• The lottery is the most accurate measure of the number of optimists.
• A courteous man will not criticize a woman who carries a railroad tie awkwardly.
• The highest degree of embarrassment? Exchanged glances in a keyhole.
• Everything goes well, but past me.
• Let them laugh at you, rather than cry.
• While you measure seven times, others will already make a cut.
• It is not enough to find your place in life, you have to be there first.
• If a person knows what he wants, then he either knows too much or wants too little.
• And then he took a knife and shot himself dead.
• Thinking is too difficult, so most people judge.
• The more I look in the mirror, the more I believe in Darwin.
• Of two evils, I choose the one I haven’t tried before.
• Do not run from a sniper, you’ll die tired.
• You came — thanks; you left — many thanks.
• All great men are long dead, and I am feeling so-so.
• Never exaggerate the stupidity of your enemies and the loyalty of your friends.
• To save a drowning man, it is not enough to lend a hand; it is necessary for him to offer his hand in return.
• What a pity that you are leaving at long last.
• An idea came into his head and now it is desperately trying to find his brain.
• I am infinitely respectful of the terrible choices of my people.
• Some have both hemispheres protected by a skull, others by pants.
• For illusions of grandeur one doesn’t need grandeur; illusions are quite enough.
• Good always wins over evil. Hence, the winner is always good.
• Only on your birthday do you discover how many useless things there are in the world.
• You can recognize a decent man by how difficult it is for him to be nasty.
• Everything in this world is relative. For example, the length of one minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you’re on.
• In the form I filled in before the surgery there was this question: Whom should we call in case of an emergency? I wrote: A more qualified surgeon.

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