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    International Comedy Festival Luxembourg

    (JB) Misfit and surrealist comedian Dave Thompson talks about "Teletubbies", his comedy heroes and why he cannot live without women. Watch him in Luxembourg this weekend during the International Comedy Festival.

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    Who is Dave Thompson?

    Dave Thompson is a guy who was born in Bristol in England and, well, is trying to survive.

    I was always a misfit at school. I wasn't very good at anything but I was average at English. My childhood was tormented because my mother when I was born was told she would die within three months. She fought cancer for five years before dying before my tenth birthday.

    That experience shaped my whole personality, partly because in those days sometimes they made the wrong decisions. I think because she knew she was dying she withdrew affection. That left me all the usual things: needing love, needing to be cuddled.

    That's why many comedians become comedians because they're looking for the love and attention they were deprived of. Having been deprived of it as a child I go looking for it from drunk people who don't care about me. I go looking in the wrong place.

    That affected my whole personality and left me with a massive appreciation of women and women's company. All the professional figures in my life: accountant, financial advisor, therapist, Aikido teacher are mostly women. And my wife is a woman but she's divorcing me.

    I did drama and did a degree in Theatre at Dartington College of Arts. Then I got side-tracked into doing drama in movement and therapy for a while. I went for the safe option of doing something that was more likely to earn money.

    I was very successful as a drama and movement therapist. I specialised in working with people who were deeply disturbed and had to be in straitjackets in padded cells who had very violent behaviour.

    I realised it wasn't really what I wanted to do. I followed the dream of becoming a writer and performer. It was easier to get work as a stand up comic and get paid than waiting for acting or writing jobs to come along.

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    I decided to write top 10 jokes, which i heard, about trading or about forex trading. I hope you will enjoy it like me.

    1) The markets may be bad, but i slept like baby, every hour i woke up and cry.

    2) A Forex trader walks into a pizzeria to order a pizza. There the waiter asks him:

    WAITER: Should I cut it into four pieces or six pieces?
    Trader: I'm feeling rather hungry right now. You'd better cut it into six pieces

    3) Markets are crazy, every moment one guy buy, second sell and both think that they will make money.

    4) An Economist is an Expert, who will know tomorrow, why thinks he predict yesterday, didn't happen today.

    5) If you can count your money, you don't have an billion dollars.

    6) The real measure of wealth is how will you be worth, after you will lost all of your money.

    7) Forex money manager goes at the street and very nice young lady ask him:

    Lady: Dear sir, im making poll, can i ask you simple question?

    Manager: Of course you can.

    Lady: What is your average income?

    Manager: My average income is around 200 000 $.

    Lady: Im sorry, i thought your monthly income.

    Manager: Im sorry, i thought dayli.

    8) Forex trader: What is a million years like to you?

    God: Like one second.
    Forex trader: What is a million dollars like to you?
    God: Like one penny.
    Forex trader: Can I have a penny?
    God: Just a second

    9) There's a surgeon, an architect and an economist. The surgeon said, 'Look, we're the most important. God's a surgeon because the very first thing God did was to extract Eve from Adam's rib.' The architect said, 'No, wait a minute, God is an architect. God made the world in seven days out of chaos.' The economist smiled, 'And who made the chaos?'

    10) October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.

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