Traders Joking

Humorist Mikhail Zhvanetsky saying:

• Better a small dollar than a big thank you.
• Best alibi — be a victim.
• It’s a shame when other people have your dreams come true!
• The lottery is the most accurate measure of the number of optimists.
• Let them laugh at you, rather than cry.
• It is not enough to find your place in life, you have to be there first.
• The more I look in the mirror, the more I believe in Darwin.
• You came — thanks; you left — many thanks.
• I am infinitely respectful of the terrible choices of my people.

Pool Safari Park Fuji, Japan.

Sign language (Signily keyboard app) - see this post.

"As a trader, I never care what the Fed or anyone else does."
Al Brooks

Original boat

photo by Tanja Brandt

money floor

Enjoykin — From My Heart (feat. Vitaly Mutko)

Mr Mutko is the president of the Russian Football Union. He is very well-known because of his special skills to speak English ... as a result - Putin gave him Russian-English phrase-book but it did not help ... very serious man with very serious speeches having special English language skills ...



Vitaly Mutko, 'let me speak from my heart - in English, no criminality':

Let me speak from my heart, my friends
Is an unique moment in time
And today Russia represents
New horizons for "sport number one"

Millions of minds
Millions of boys
Millions of hearts
Millions of girls

Maybe tomorrow
Maybe today
Millions of friends
Embracing a game

Imagine how much investment
Would be made into football
We can open a new era
We can break symbolic wall

Art history as told by smiley faces

Here's a goat farting diarrhea at a squire: