Traders Joking

**bavinmoor** · 03-27-2017, 01:48 AM

I decided to write top 10 jokes, which i heard, about trading or about forex trading. I hope you will enjoy it like me.

1) The markets may be bad, but i slept like baby, every hour i woke up and cry.

2) A Forex trader walks into a pizzeria to order a pizza. There the waiter asks him:

WAITER: Should I cut it into four pieces or six pieces?
Trader: I'm feeling rather hungry right now. You'd better cut it into six pieces

3) Markets are crazy, every moment one guy buy, second sell and both think that they will make money.

4) An Economist is an Expert, who will know tomorrow, why thinks he predict yesterday, didn't happen today.

5) If you can count your money, you don't have an billion dollars.

6) The real measure of wealth is how will you be worth, after you will lost all of your money.

7) Forex money manager goes at the street and very nice young lady ask him:

Lady: Dear sir, im making poll, can i ask you simple question?

Manager: Of course you can.

Lady: What is your average income?

Manager: My average income is around 200 000 $.

Lady: Im sorry, i thought your monthly income.

Manager: Im sorry, i thought dayli.

8) Forex trader: What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second.
Forex trader: What is a million dollars like to you?
God: Like one penny.
Forex trader: Can I have a penny?
God: Just a second …

9) There's a surgeon, an architect and an economist. The surgeon said, 'Look, we're the most important. God's a surgeon because the very first thing God did was to extract Eve from Adam's rib.' The architect said, 'No, wait a minute, God is an architect. God made the world in seven days out of chaos.' The economist smiled, 'And who made the chaos?'

10) October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.